The Most Wanted List
The most outrageous satirical crimes as voted by our community. These stories have been judged by our Crimes-O-Meter for their humor, absurdity, and social commentary.
This Week's Most Wanted
| Rank | Story | Crimes-O-Meter | Votes | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | The Great Egg-Demic: Government Proposes 15% Tax on Fried Eggs to Combat Housing Crisis Government claims reducing breakfast expenses will help millennials save for mortgages. Political CrimesApril 1, 2023 | 1,247 | ||
2 | AI Elected as Prime Minister, Promises 'No Human Error' in Government ChatGPT-based politician wins landslide victory with slogan 'I'll never sleep with your secretary'. Tech DisastersMarch 28, 2023 | 982 | ||
3 | Pigeons Demand Equal Rights, Form Union Against 'Bread-Based Exploitation' Feathered activists claim they're tired of working for crumbs, demand proper compensation. Political CrimesMarch 25, 2023 | 876 | ||
4 | Is This a Melon? MP Unsure After 3-Hour Debate in Parliament Taxpayers fund emergency session to determine if politician is holding fruit or vegetable. Political CrimesMarch 22, 2023 | 743 | ||
5 | Lobster Files Lawsuit Against Restaurant for 'Claws for Concern' Crustacean claims emotional distress after seeing 'before and after' photos on menu. Corporate ScandalsMarch 20, 2023 | 621 | ||
6 | PM Declares War on Crisps, Calls Them 'The Salty Enemy of Progress' Government introduces 'Snack Tax' to combat what PM calls 'the crunch of corruption'. Political CrimesMarch 18, 2023 | 589 | ||
7 | Celebrity Reveals 'I've Been a Plant All Along' After Forgetting to Drink Water for a Week Fans shocked as star admits photosynthesis is the secret to their glowing skin. Celebrity MishapsMarch 15, 2023 | 432 |
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